My man-ape husband is asleep on the living room floor?

We are separated but are trying to work things out because I don't want to be a two time loser. Well he comes over tonight so we can talk. He hates to talk about our problems. After about twenty agonizing minutes he finally pulls out a bottle of whiskey from his hip pocket and starts to take big gulps every few minutes. When that was gone he rummages around in my refrigerator till he finds a six pack of beer and a leftover tuna cerole. So ... he plops down with a spoon ans proceeds to eat it right out of the tupperware container and slurp beer while I'm trying to talk to him about our future. The last straw was when he picks up the TV remote and turns on the Saints football game and is trying to watch it while I talk. I swear I got so upset that I busted out crying and ran to the bedroom and just wept. I guess i was hoping he'd be gone when I came out, maybe an hour later, but Noooooo... I find him asleep on the floor, TV blaring, empty tupperware bowl on the coffee table and six empty beer cans all over and him snoring like a polar bear. His old filthy shoes are on the sofa and his nasty, smelly feet are propped up on a pillow. I can't just wake him up cause he'll drive his horrible old hearse back to his trailer dog drunk and probably kill someone. Now I'm stuck with him here all night stinking up my house. Will someone please tell me how to cope? I need advice QUICK!